Thursday, January 8, 2015

Batmobile!

While helping Emmie set up, Batmobile rolled off the top shelf and hit
me in the head.
E: Ohhhhh, Batmobile!?!?
K: It hit me in the head; aren't you concerned about my well-being?
E: Yeah, well, Batmobile is DEAD!

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Memorable

While studying the Nilla Wafer box:
Emmie: Doesn't that cupcake with Nilla Wafers on top look good?
Mom: It sure does.
Emmie: Yeah, that's a good advertisement, right?

Excited before bed:
"Benita and I played against the boys during our free time in gym
today. Franklin got me good. He hit me right in the face with a ball.
The boys were tough. They won 98 to 10, but we could win. Only
Jahvelle and Franklin got me; none of the other boys.  I dodged one of the balls, and started singing, I like to move it, move it (accompanied by a dance).  I'm going to
marry that boy Franklin."

"Look, I made a snowcrow."

Monday, January 5, 2015

Quotes

Emmie was watching a DVD with multiple Ninja Turtle cartoons on it.  She was told that she could watch one of the cartoons.  Unfortunately, the DVD was set to PLAY ALL....
Mom:  Did you start another show?
Emmie:  No, it started itself.

Later this evening:
Emmie:  Do I have to brush my teeth?  I'm so tired.  I'll brush them 3x in the morning instead.
Mom:  Yes, you have to.  Otherwise, you'd lose all of your teeth and talk like this.  Do you want that to happen?
Emmie:  Yes, I'd get more money from the tooth fairy!

Lays

While traveling with Grandpa, and at a gas station:
Emmie:  Will you get me something to eat?  I want to stay in the car and watch Ninja Turtles.
Grandpa:  You're not staying in the car by yourself.
Emmie:  Why not?  Just get me anything that says Lays on it.
Grandpa:  What? 
Emmie:  Like Lays potato chips would be fine.
Upon entering the gas station, and frustrated that she ultimately had to go with:
Emmie:  See, they're right here by the door.  Lays potato chips!