Not sure who gets more excited when we order Casey's pizza - Emmie, Eric or the quartet?
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
Sunday, June 6, 2021
Saturday, June 5, 2021
Friday, June 4, 2021
Emmieism's
While traveling and looking out the window of the RV:
"Great, I'm getting house sick. The one time I'm looking out the window."
"Great, I'm getting house sick. The one time I'm looking out the window."
Eric and I were on the deck and wanting Emmie to join:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not coming outside just to see you."
To go along with the song lyrics.....
"Beautiful (motioned to self), Crazy (pointed to Mom)......"
Charlotte: I got paid $100 last week (working at her parent's business), but I had to put $70 into savings.
Mom: Did you hear that Emmie? Her parents have her put 70% in savings. You complain about 50%.
Charlotte: Yes, they do and I have everything planned out so I can pay for college, a house, a boat and everything else that you have to pay for as an adult.
Emmie: And my plan is to live at her house.
While in Mom's bathroom:
Emmie: Why would Mary Kay name their product satan hands?
From years ago, but in my notes:
Signed Contract (and for the record, broken before expiration):
$30 spent now in exchange for my remaining $25 going into savings and no ask for any Robux or anything else (AT ALL) for 6 months and all of my allowance, Christmas $, etc goes into savings. Expires 4/28/20.
Emmie and I had our phones plugged into the same outlet; the top (mine) worked, the bottom (hers) did not:
"I checked my phone, and your phone, and was like, what is this, witchcraft?"
Emmie: Is there food at the Ironman?
Mom: Yes, we brought some and there will be food for purchase.
Emmie: Good! Otherwise, it would get real up in this place.
Mom: That's a pretty long walk. Do you think there is a bus we can take?
Emmie: I should be the one asking that. Stick to your own script.
Emmie: I don't think this mood ring works.
Mom: Why?
Emmie: Because you can't take today's technology, put it in a ring this size and make it work.
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
Turtle Power
Recently, Emmie changed Mom's name in her phone to Birth Giver. Mom responded by chaining Emmie's name in her phone to Tailbone Breaker.
Birth Giver sent a text to Tailbone Breaker:
Birth Giver: Turtle walking down the street and Eric, who wins? His joke, not mine as I would never poke fun like that. ;)
Tailbone Breaker: I bet 10 bucks on turtle.
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