Mom: We cancelled the trip. You're a bit under the weather, and I'd like for you to be....
E: Over the weather?
Mom: We need to teach you how to play pickle?
E: What is pickle?
Mom: Eric and I throw the ball back and forth while you try to run from his base to mine without being tagged.
E: And I have to carry a pickle?
Following a tantrum where she had requested new parents:
Mom: Keep your eyes peeled for parents that you may want to live with. We'll interview them to make sure they're acceptable.
E: What if they end up being supporters of Voldemort?
Mom: You probably won't know that until after you live with them for awhile.
E: Well, I really don't want new parents.
The Weasley twins (in Harry Potter) invented Extendable Ears to listen in on the meetings of the Order of the Phoenix.
E: Why don't they just use the Extendable Ears to find out what Voldemort is planning?
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