Friday, January 30, 2015
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Update
I rolled through a stop sign on the way to school...
"You're supposed to stop, Mommy."
E has been wearing a backwards hat to basketball because "basketball players don't wear barrettes."
Upon putting her hat on en route to basketball:
E: Oh man, I still look like a girl because of my long hair and girl eyes.
Mom: Is that a problem?
E: Yes, I want to look like a boy, but be a girl.
Mom: Why?
E: So I can play for the Bulls when I grow up. They won't let me play if they know I'm a girl.
E took the initiative to help pack her own lunch one morning:

"Why do you get to wear hats and fancy scarves to work? I don't get to wear those things to school."
Finally, E and I have matching shoes for the tennis season ahead. I have often had to carry her when outside such that her shoes stay clean.

Sunday, January 25, 2015
Friday, January 23, 2015
Monday, January 19, 2015
Master Plan
Kris: Here is a worksheet from your bag; do you want to do it?
E: No, that was from the extra pile. I already did it.
Kris: Why did you take it then?
E: So I can make copies of it for when I'm a teacher. It's part of my master plan.
While seated on the airplane (red eye flight), and watching others board, put their luggage overhead, etc....
"In my brain, I'm like, c'mon people."
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Saturday, January 17, 2015
CA
While flying....
K: Emmie, look at those canyons.
E: Those aren't cannons. There'd be bullets coming out of them.
Grandma: Eric couldn't come because of work?
Kris: Right, the men start practice on Monday.
Emmie (listening): That's why I never want to sign up for a job.
(the women in the row behind us laughed out loud)
While walking around the Venice Boardwalk, a gentleman walked past us
muttering to himself:
"Boy, sure looks like he's in a bad mood."
K: Emmie, look at those canyons.
E: Those aren't cannons. There'd be bullets coming out of them.
Grandma: Eric couldn't come because of work?
Kris: Right, the men start practice on Monday.
Emmie (listening): That's why I never want to sign up for a job.
(the women in the row behind us laughed out loud)
While walking around the Venice Boardwalk, a gentleman walked past us
muttering to himself:
"Boy, sure looks like he's in a bad mood."
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Friday, January 9, 2015
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Batmobile!
While helping Emmie set up, Batmobile rolled off the top shelf and hit
me in the head.
E: Ohhhhh, Batmobile!?!?
K: It hit me in the head; aren't you concerned about my well-being?
E: Yeah, well, Batmobile is DEAD!
me in the head.
E: Ohhhhh, Batmobile!?!?
K: It hit me in the head; aren't you concerned about my well-being?
E: Yeah, well, Batmobile is DEAD!
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Memorable
While studying the Nilla Wafer box:
Emmie: Doesn't that cupcake with Nilla Wafers on top look good?
Mom: It sure does.
Emmie: Yeah, that's a good advertisement, right?
Excited before bed:
"Benita and I played against the boys during our free time in gym
today. Franklin got me good. He hit me right in the face with a ball.
The boys were tough. They won 98 to 10, but we could win. Only
Jahvelle and Franklin got me; none of the other boys. I dodged one of the balls, and started singing, I like to move it, move it (accompanied by a dance). I'm going to
marry that boy Franklin."
"Look, I made a snowcrow."
Monday, January 5, 2015
Quotes
Emmie was watching a DVD with multiple Ninja Turtle cartoons on it. She was told that she could watch one of the cartoons. Unfortunately, the DVD was set to PLAY ALL....
Mom: Did you start another show?
Emmie: No, it started itself.
Later this evening:
Emmie: Do I have to brush my teeth? I'm so tired. I'll brush them 3x in the morning instead.
Mom: Yes, you have to. Otherwise, you'd lose all of your teeth and talk like this. Do you want that to happen?
Emmie: Yes, I'd get more money from the tooth fairy!
Lays
While traveling with Grandpa, and at a gas station:
Emmie: Will you get me something to eat? I want to stay in the car and watch Ninja Turtles.
Grandpa: You're not staying in the car by yourself.
Emmie: Why not? Just get me anything that says Lays on it.
Grandpa: What?
Emmie: Like Lays potato chips would be fine.
Upon entering the gas station, and frustrated that she ultimately had to go with:
Emmie: See, they're right here by the door. Lays potato chips!
Emmie: Will you get me something to eat? I want to stay in the car and watch Ninja Turtles.
Grandpa: You're not staying in the car by yourself.
Emmie: Why not? Just get me anything that says Lays on it.
Grandpa: What?
Emmie: Like Lays potato chips would be fine.
Upon entering the gas station, and frustrated that she ultimately had to go with:
Emmie: See, they're right here by the door. Lays potato chips!
Friday, January 2, 2015
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