Emmie was watching a DVD with multiple Ninja Turtle cartoons on it. She was told that she could watch one of the cartoons. Unfortunately, the DVD was set to PLAY ALL....
Mom: Did you start another show?
Emmie: No, it started itself.
Later this evening:
Emmie: Do I have to brush my teeth? I'm so tired. I'll brush them 3x in the morning instead.
Mom: Yes, you have to. Otherwise, you'd lose all of your teeth and talk like this. Do you want that to happen?
Emmie: Yes, I'd get more money from the tooth fairy!
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