Sunday, January 24, 2016

Emmieism's

​On the way home from Kylie's, I told Emmie that I would have stopped at the Dairy Queen for her if it had been open, "I think I know why it's not open.  I have a hypothesis.  It's cold out and no one likes to eat ice cream in the cold."

While talking to Shaylee, "I love to clean.  Actually, my favorite hobbies are cleaning, sleeping and drawing."​

Emmie:  What does Crosley have?
Mom:  A bone.
Emmie:  How do you know?
Mom:  Because I just pried it from her mouth to discover that it was just a bone.
Emmie:  She was probably like, hey, what in tarnation?  I didn't do anything wrong.  This is mine.

Mom:  We need to pick up your doll stuff downstairs.
Emmie:  Why?
Mom:  Just in case Crosley gets down there.  Guess who I'd be in trouble with if Crosley got a hold of one of your dolls?
Emmie (smirking):  Grannie Jannie!  I want to see you get in trouble with Grannie.
Mom:  Why?
Emmie:  I'm always the one in trouble.  Why can't someone else get in trouble?

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