Friday, April 1, 2016

Bathroom Talk

En route to see Dad, Mom and Emmie had a long bathroom break at a gas station.

Mom:  Are you going 1, 2 or 3?
Emmie:  While I'm already peeing and you can hear that, so I can only be going 1 or 3, not 2.

While squatting:
"I don't feel good.  I feel like I'm going to throw up.  If I stand up, I'll poop on the floor and that would be embarrassing, but if I don't stand up, I'll throw up on myself.  What do I do?"

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