En route to see Dad, Mom and Emmie had a long bathroom break at a gas station.
Mom: Are you going 1, 2 or 3?
Emmie: While I'm already peeing and you can hear that, so I can only be going 1 or 3, not 2.
While squatting:
"I don't feel good. I feel like I'm going to throw up. If I stand up, I'll poop on the floor and that would be embarrassing, but if I don't stand up, I'll throw up on myself. What do I do?"
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