Emmieism's

​Emmie was upset with Mom for not allowing her to stay up later, "If you were me, you'd be frustrated with yourself."

In trying to talk to Emmie about wasted talent while on a walk together:

Eric:  Do you know what ​annoys a Coach more than most anything else?

Emmie:  Pesky other coaches like Eric and Mom.

Still trying to get through to Emmie:

Mom:  The World does not revolve around you.

Eric:  She's right.  It revolves around the Sun.

Emmie:  Yeah, and you're (Mom) the Sun.

Emmie found a tampon in the car and asked what it was.  Mom explained.

Emmie:  You have to put this up your butt?

Mom:  No, it is put into your vagina.

Emmie:  And the string hangs out?  Don't you pee on the string?  Will I have to do that?  I'm never doing that.

In reference to a snack:

Eric:  Hold on.  Mom is taking care of it.

Emmie (rhyming/singing):  Wait a minute.  Mom will get it!

While pulling out of the driveway en route to Lanesboro:

Emmie:  Do we have dog food for Crosley?

Eric/Kris:  We don't.  Good thinking!

Emmie has been practicing singing the John, Jacob song in an English accent per a friend of hers that does a good imitation of the accent:

"I don't get it though.  Why do I have to practice an English accent when we speak English?"