Emmieism's

​On the way to school,

Emmie:  What is that?

Mom:  A chocolate and peanut butter protein shake.

Emmie (making gagging noises):  Why don't you just eat this Milky Way?  It's the same thing without the peanut butter.

Emmie begged for an early Christmas present.  Mom asked her to write and sign a contract stating that she would not continue to beg for more gifts if she were given one.  She wrote, "I promise to try to behave.  I will not ask for more gifts.  In return, I want a gift."  Signed, Emmie (in cursive)​