On the road again....

While packing for the trip, Emmie asked to take her old high heeled sandals that are quite small on her. 

Eric:  Emmie, it says 2 on the bottom.

Emmie:  I know, they're TWO small Eric, but I still love them.

Emmie was filling out a workbook in the car.  It asked her to put an S for synonym and A for antonym.  The answer lines were stacked on top of one another.  

"I'm glad it wasn't a synonym because they would have spelled ASS."

Moments later, "Look, they actually did spell ASS.  And this is a children's workbook??

Emmie was playing the cow game versus Eric while driving.  Emmie was negotiating for a far lesser number than Eric sighted:

Eric:  It doesn't matter how many cows you give me; it's still more than zero (Emmie's score at the time).

Mom:  I'd suggest you find some cows so Eric stops trash talking.

Emmie spent the next 5 minutes lecturing Mom and Eric's on how to appropriately trash talk before stating:

Emmie:  There's ONE cow in this car.  Does that count?  And that's how you trash talk and burn folks!

Emmie said, "Lu is living the life."

The Grumpy Troll

While waiting for our food at The Grumpy Troll, Mom went down to check on the dogs in the car.  Upon return:

Emmie:  Eric and I think you are a worrywart.

Mom:  I wasn't worried.

Emmie:  That means you're just a wart.  Oh, and you walked right into that one!

We pulled up to the Red Roof Inn to check in.

Emmie:  Mom, get it?  Red ROOF Inn takes dogs.  Of course they do.

Emmie ended up sleepwalking in the hotel room in the middle of the night:

Emmie:  Where did you put all of your suits?

Mom:  Everything is packed.

Emmie:  Maybe tomorrow you could put one on and then we could battle?