Emmieism's

 While traveling and looking out the window of the RV:
"Great, I'm getting house sick. The one time I'm looking out the window."

Eric and I were on the deck and wanting Emmie to join:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not coming outside just to see you."

To go along with the song lyrics.....

"Beautiful (motioned to self), Crazy (pointed to Mom)......"

Charlotte: I got paid $100 last week (working at her parent's business), but I had to put $70 into savings.

Mom: Did you hear that Emmie? Her parents have her put 70% in savings. You complain about 50%.

Charlotte: Yes, they do and I have everything planned out so I can pay for college, a house, a boat and everything else that you have to pay for as an adult.

Emmie: And my plan is to live at her house.

While in Mom's bathroom:

Emmie: Why would Mary Kay name their product satan hands?

From years ago, but in my notes:

Signed Contract (and for the record, broken before expiration):

$30 spent now in exchange for my remaining $25 going into savings and no ask for any Robux or anything else (AT ALL) for 6 months and all of my allowance, Christmas $, etc goes into savings. Expires 4/28/20.

Emmie and I had our phones plugged into the same outlet; the top (mine) worked, the bottom (hers) did not:

"I checked my phone, and your phone, and was like, what is this, witchcraft?"

Emmie: Is there food at the Ironman?

Mom: Yes, we brought some and there will be food for purchase.

Emmie: Good! Otherwise, it would get real up in this place.

Mom: That's a pretty long walk. Do you think there is a bus we can take?

Emmie: I should be the one asking that. Stick to your own script.

Emmie: I don't think this mood ring works.

Mom: Why?

Emmie: Because you can't take today's technology, put it in a ring this size and make it work.