Emmie 3/4

This morning:

"Emmie 3, the classic, is now out.  She does everything right.  Except sometimes steal candy when she's not supposed to."

(She proceeded to say excuse me after burping, asked to help with work around the house, unloaded groceries, etc.)

Later in the day:

"Emmie 4 isn't out yet.  Emmie 4 will do everything that you want."

While attempting to walk on a curb, 
Eric:  Emmie almost biffed there.

Emmie:  Eric.....Emmie doesn't biff.

Eric:  That sounds like something your Mom would say.