Thursday, August 11, 2016

All in a Week....

Emmie got her ears pierced while with Dad.....

While cleaning her ears/earrings one evening:
Emmie:  It's not hurting.  It's just in my head.
Mom:  That's smart to help yourself handle the pain.
Emmie:  Yeah, I'm trying to make myself comfortable.  There is a man in my head telling me to do that.
Mom:  Man or Woman in your head?
Emmie:  Little man.
Mom:  Got it.

The next day, Emmie was resistant to having her ears cleaned all together:
Emmie:  It hurts, why couldn't they just give me something gross to drink?
Mom:  Remember how you handled it yesterday?  You told yourself that it didn't hurt.
Emmie:  Yeah, but it does.  I tried to tell myself that the pain was in my head, but it isn't.  It actually hurts.

Kris:  Mason, is this your water bottle?
Mason:  Nope.
Kris:  Are you sure?
Mason:  It's not mine.
Kris:  Well, it has a sticker on the bottom that says, Mason Diehl.
Emmie:  Ahhhh, you just got framed dawg!

Emmie and Kallie were playing timber onto a pile of blankets.  Emmie climbed onto Mom's shoulders and she pretended to timber herself:
"I'm glad you didn't do that.  That would be epically dangerous."

Mason:  Why are you making so much food?
Kris:  Because all of you want something different.
Mason:  Oh, are my hard boiled eggs ready yet?

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