Emmieism's

Emmie gave me a hug after school:
Emmie: Mom, you always smell so good.
Kris: Thanks kiddo.
Emmie: Yeah, I just really like the smell of sweat. Is that weird?

Emmie's clothes were on the bathroom floor:

Mom:  Shouldn't this be in the laundry basket?

Emmie:  Well, no, because I didn't put them there.

Emmie:  I wish I got a matching face like yours.

Mom:  (confused look)

Emmie:  You got hazel eyes and brown hair.  I got brown eyes and blonde hair......and a squirrel smile.