Emmieism's

While Mom was cutting Emmie's nails on the porch, she jumped:

Mom:  Sorry, I had a bug on my leg.

Emmie:  How big?

Mom:  Big enough for me to feel it.

Emmie:  Hah.  I have pants on.  Joke's on the bug!

A few mins later....

Emmie:  Can't we just trim them instead of cut them?

Mom:  If you let me do this more often, yes, but you tend to let them get out of hand.

Emmie:  That's funny.  Out of hand.

While eating a fruity pebble donut:

"The frosting and crunch is like an explosion of goodness."

After Crosley got loose and we spent 5 minutes trying to catch her, we stepped into the house.  Emmie opened the refrigerator and grabbed a soda, "This calls for a nice drink."

Emmie:  What happens if I get arrested because I don't know how to drive when I get older?

Mom:  We will teach you how to drive before you do so, and as long as you're not negligent, you won't get arrested.  For instance, if I slammed on the gas right now and purposefully ran into the car in front of me, I'd get arrested.

Emmie:  What happens to your child if you get arrested?

Mom:  If I get arrested?  Eric, your Dad and Anna would take care of you.

Emmie:  What if you were my only parent?

Mom:  Grandma and Grandpa would take care of you.

Emmie:  Oh, that'd be awesome.  Except the part about you getting arrested.  Or, Grannie Jannie?

Mom:  Yes.

Emmie:  That'd be sick too.  I mean sick as in cool.  Not like, oh, I feel sick.

Emmie chose not to share part of her ice cream with Mom and then randomly started singing:

Emmie:  How do you like me now?  How do you like me now?

Mom:  Less.

Emmie:  That was actually really funny.