Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Emmieism's

Emmie:  Why does Turner sometimes growl when you try to move him?
Mom:  He's getting older.  Dogs sometimes get ornery when they age.  People do too.
Emmie:  Yeah, like Grandma?  She is ornery about my bangs and outfits.

Emmie:  Why is it okay for me to watch TV, but not my iPad?
Mom:  You seem to have an obsession with your iPad, but not the TV.
Emmie:  Yeah, I do!  Wait.....no I don't!

(a couple days later, and while watching TV)
Emmie:  Hey, why did you turn it off?!?!
Mom:  I just paused it.
Emmie:  Oh, good......NOT that I have an obsession or anything.

Emmie whipped out bubble gum and Mom got excited.  Emmie laughed, "Oh Mom, you're so childish sometimes."

School Worksheet:
My favorite subject in school is....Art because I want to be an artist when I grow up.  Next, Art helps me express myself.  Last, I am best at drawing dogs.

School Worksheet:
A book character I'd like to meet is....Harry Potter.  First, he can use his powers to clean my room.  Next, I could see Hogwarts.  Last, that would mean I could be a witch.

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